Every one of these sock animals is imparted with a bit of my... let's just say 'soul'. That is why some owners of my creations have heard them speak to them. Usually random things like, "hmm, I wonder what is for dinner" or "redrum REDRUM". If you are experiencing high incidences of this phenomenon please stop drinking so much. If that does not cause the symptoms to dissipate I can help you get in contact with the local clergy.
In that light, this lovely creation took three hours of my soul. The nose is a bit frilly but, eh, that's how you can tell it's hand made right?
